professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

(Source: generic-art)

http://jennytrout.tumblr.com/post/98436014228/leadfeathers-geekerypokery

leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire…

I’ve got hockey practice. My boss is trying to contact me about a project that could save the company.

(Source: chrisevnsass)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

sapphicsideshow:

The best visual representation of “No Homo!” in cinematic history.

(Source: clarabows)

thiswhiteamericanlife:

I’m pretty sure I would say yes to a lot of things if offered a puppy with a sticky note stuck to it that said something about that thing which I am being asked for.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

theapprehensivemarmot:

bentleyandcorgski:

A hedgehog in a woolie hat. Your evening has been made. You’re welcome :D

lil hedgehog in a lil hat

theapprehensivemarmot:

bentleyandcorgski:

A hedgehog in a woolie hat. Your evening has been made. You’re welcome :D

lil hedgehog in a lil hat

Reasons going to the hairdressers gives me unnecessary anxiety

  1. They have your hair in their hands.
    They can (and have) fucked it all up in the past. So the entire time I’m sat in that chair they can’t see my hands under that creepy gown thing but they are clenched in fear. To these people a trim is the same thing as hacking inch after inch off your hair. I don’t care how long my split ends are PLEASE JUST THE ENDS.
  2. The creepy gown thing.
    It’s always SUCH a horrid material that clings to you. And if you’re one of those anti-social haircuttees (as I am) you want to be attached to your phone. Meaning you either can’t or you will get covered in hair. 
  3. Getting your hair cut means having to stare at yourself in a mirror for at least 45 minutes.
    Can we not?
  4. The whole anti-social thing.
    Your small talk is not going to work with me. I’m not getting my hair cut for any special reason - it’s just too long. I am not going on holiday, to a party or to a wedding. Added bonus awkward points if you start asking me questions whilst you’re washing my hair and I’m upside down in an uncomfortable bowl of hell.
  5. I am really pale so under all that lighting I look like a pasty-faced zombie. 
    This means I am almost always feeling really negative about how I look for at least the next 24 hours (or until I shower). 
  6. I always feel guilty because my hair is such a state.
    I dye my hair at home with cheap products. I straighten and curl the fuck out of it. I even have been known to cut my own hair just to put off going to an actual hairdresser to experience all of the above. (This is usually the final straw and means I have to explain why my hair is strangely two inches longer on one side…) The thing is, I ruin my hair and it is dry and unnaturally coloured and I feel they judge me whenever I go.
  7. I am about to go get my haircut. I feel I might have to edit this when I get back 

    xoxo