spicednuts:

frivoloustidbits:

You know most people think of the word weasel as a bad term, but have you ever looked at an actual weasel? Like, a real one?

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awww :)

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eeee!

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it’s so cute!

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Hhnnnnng

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Oh god I just can’t-

And let’s not forget that the average weasel is also roughly the size of a banana. Because it clearly wasn’t adorable enough already

i learned from tv that if you put a weasel in your pants it’ll burrow into your asshole

But, like loving someone
who was never there for you,

I do it anyway.

Shane Koyczan, from Stickboy (via the-final-sentence)

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

(Source: generic-art)

http://jennytrout.tumblr.com/post/98436014228/leadfeathers-geekerypokery

leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire…

I’ve got hockey practice. My boss is trying to contact me about a project that could save the company.

(Source: chrisevnsass)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

sapphicsideshow:

The best visual representation of “No Homo!” in cinematic history.

(Source: clarabows)

thiswhiteamericanlife:

I’m pretty sure I would say yes to a lot of things if offered a puppy with a sticky note stuck to it that said something about that thing which I am being asked for.

(Source: pleatedjeans)